A Solution to Water Shortages

My nose has been running like anything. If you happen to know of any way to make water what’s coming out of my nose (very very watery) then I think we’ll be able to make a bundle solving water shortages…Alternatively if you’re a big corporation looking for a programmer who doubles as a water sprinkler…contact me.

Water shortages are a huge problem because of the over population. Too much breeding…damn Americans, why can’t they just like take over Brazil or something and use the Amazon to supply them. Folks…I’m just kidding…the Amazon needs to supply the rainforest and keep the cycle going so we can have rain.

Let’s face it…we Canadians have what you need…so fork over some big cash or invade us and install me as a programmer for you. USA rulez (please don’t kill me).