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Wooohooo……I’m not very very ugly….well that’s according to the http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=K8BEEL&key=PTY rating for me. Me thinks I need a better picture or a new face….hmmm…better picture it is.

About this time last week I was helping some of my frosh out and we ordered a pizza…well two pizzas. We ate it in a study room on the 4th floor and there were blackboards. Being the geek I am I wrote a little drinking song I came up with on the board. NOTE: I don’t drink or smoke…(this is just in case anybody who is related to me looks at this site Another little note is that my frosh that I was eating with are from Eastern Europe. So the song goes like this: Vodka Vodka Vodka, it goes straight to my brain…Vodka Vodka Vodka, my puke goes down the drain. Yup I came up with that and I’m pretty proud of it. So what does the geek in me say??? Let’s make the song into Java…that’s right…how amazingly dumb is that??? So I got started and had most of it pretty much done when I decided to actually start eating the pizza.

The pizza we got had double cheese and we got free garlic dipping sauce with it…mmmmm….goooooood. We also got Pepsi with it. Now there’s something funny when you take cheese and mix it with a lot of acids…you get GAS…mainly CO2. So X (Dario) decides to burp…mighty nice one if I might say so. Dario says top that….so I let one go…I didn’t know I had it in me!!! BOOOM. So anyways…that’s my little burp shpeel. I took the extra slices of pizza to some people I was helping downstairs…but Shreya said that since it had pepperoni she didn’t want any…PICKY PICKY (yeah that’s right Shreya…what are you gonna do??? ha ha ha).

Yesterday night I planned on playing N64 for a while…cause I got it back…ha ha ha…kicked the 3 on 1 level 9 players’ asses at Super Smash Brothers…then I was planning on playing another game…but decided to work on Chemistry instead…what’s with that??? Well anyways…now I know the Ideal Gas Law…which helped me figure this out:

Consider the temperature of the can to be 10 degrees Celsius….the temperature of the stomach is 37 degrees Celsius….the Volume of the can is 300mL….the pressure in the can is 2atm….the Volume of my stomach is variable…let’s say 1L (just for the hell of it)….the pressure in my stomach is….1.1 atm just so it stays “inflated”….now let’s say the the gas takes up 10mL of space in the can….so according to my calculations….the gas takes up much more space in my stomach…therefor I burp. Good proof no? Chemistry helped me prove that.

I’m onto better stuff now…Thermochemistry…mmmmm….specific heat….OK SO I’M BORING….GIVE ME MONEY TO GET A LIFE!!!! Yeah so this news section for today is getting rather boring…so I’ll go away for a while and if I feel like writing anything else…I’ll post it.

Ok….this can’t wait till later….I’m laughing like crazy. Liam (little Liam) has just gone to write an exam…he visited me before he went to write….actually Santa Claus wearing Liam’s clothing visited me!!!! This is one of the funniest sites I have seen…incredible. I really want to see the expressions on the proctors’ faces…..oh my goodness….tooooo funny…..if I can get a picture I’ll post it.

Hmm…I thought about jumping off a building today…but I have to got get a parachute…I think I’ll go to NYC tonight and do something funny. For those of you who don’t know me: I live in Waterloo…NYC is about a 14 hour drive…fortuneatly I’ll probably go with a few friends in a plane. Ought to be fun.