FAIL!

A flurry of posts…that’s what’s happenning here. So last night I went home and wanted to play Atari but I turn it on and nothing happens, I try everything….and finally I realized the truth…I NEED A NEW ATARI 2600 POWER ADAPTER…
So I couldn’t play Atari…so I pulled out my Nintendo…woohoo good ol Nintendo Entertainment System. I don’t have many games for my NES so I played DUCK HUNT. For those of you who don’t know me well…I like Ducks, my frosh group was called the Mallards and we’re still really good friends and there’s about 5 of us who are on the same stream and in the same courses. Anyways, I also have little rubber duckies that I carry around…I got a big rubber duck with 3 little rubber duckies. One of my frosh, Dario aka X, named the big one Mama Duck and she’s the good luck duck now.

Waay off topic but now back to the NES…I was playing Duck Hunt and was kicking ass and was at level 25 on 2 ducks with perfects so far when my dog ran into the room. Ok more off topic again…my dog is called Elmo…maybe more on him at a later date. So Elmo goes and stands in front of the TV and the two ducks go up really fast…what do I do well I hit the ground shoot one of the ducks from under the dog…jump back up…screen says Fly Away…the duck starts moving to the top of the screen…no way buddy…bang (more like kachinggggggg) and it hits the ground…badabooom…Bond is back.

Well that’s all the news for now…I have a Chemistry Final to study for and stuff…Perhaps more later.

TWO UPDATES IN THE SAME DAY!!!! Well my mom got me some new gloves last night…sweet. They’re really Mittens that fold back…sweet cause now I can hack in the cold!!! Sorry that was really stupid.

One of my Frosh, Khosrow (that’s right, credit to you foo), sent me an email with the following questions…it’s really really funny…you can find the answers to the questions right after they’ve been asked (don’t cheat now).

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis;
would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Now before you scroll down to read the answer read the following question:

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists. He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn’t had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Now that you’ve decided and got your answers…click here to find out what you picked.

Answers to the quiz from December 8th, 2000

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

And by the way: Answer to the abortion question – if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.