Akshay moans and groans about the return of this blag. A few thoughts:

• Blag, not blog. Randall started it, let us run with it.
• Your story never has a happy ending. Of course if you shelled out a bit more cash I'm sure the ladies will change their mind.
• You'll be even more displeased when I talk to you in a few days.
• Enable trackbacks.