It’s the last post of the most illustrious millinium for humans thus far. Coo. I’ve almost remade the site…I’ll post it when it’s all done and good. So yeah. Well must get back to putting it together…happy new year to everybody.
It’s almost the new Year!!! That means I get to start work…certain
people are returning to Waterloo and it means that I will hopefully
advance to my next term in CS in the summer. I’ve been playing Perfect
Dark…my eyes for some reason have been bloodshot…I figured out the
reason…my tear ducts were not giving out as much soothing lotion as
before…so blah. But they’re ok now. Parents are throwing another party
I’m bored bored bored…I’m going to be scanning an posting pictures
of myself…and pictures of my parents’ dog. So those should be up
Gonna leave now.
It’s 1538 and I’m posting the news…amazing. Surprisingly I wasn’t up
past midnight last night. My parents are worried about me…you
know…not getting sleep and all.
Anyways…saw Dude Where’s my Car
yesterday…funny…cheap…will offend many. Just brilliant slapstick
and very very stupid. So a good way to waste several hours. My friend
and I watched that while my sister and her friends watched The
Grinch…a very good movie. So later in the evening my dad asked me
what movie I watched…and completely out of the blue we started talking
like the two guys from the movie…strange.
While walking back from the movie to the mall my sister commented on
how her bladder was full…her friend said: And on that day her bladder
grew 3 sizes…he he…I know, cheap reference from the movie.
So I went to my friends house, his sister is friends with my sister so
the whole gang of them were there too. We started talking about Gap and
Nike clothing…all the girls are against it, now to be contreversial…I
don’t wear Nike…I like Adidas cause of the soccer and cause they are
good stuff. But (bad bad bad grammar) my sister starts ranting about
child labour and her friend started ranting about child labour and so all
he girls start ranting and raving how it’s bad…so I comment: Maybe if
they worked harder I could get cheaper clothing. He he he…so they start
yelling at me…so I tell them that if I buy one shoe it’s supporting one
kid to give them enough food and vacination for a week…you know when you
see those commercials on TV that say: Please donate 35 cents a day and
help these kids…well buying child labour products is the same thing.
I will accept your flames to me at the following email address:
It’s today!!! Yes it’s early today my watch says 0:00 00
Liam and I watched 2 movies today…well yesterday. Dracula 2000 and
Vertical Limit. Both were pretty nice movies. Dracula was pretty
good…scary…but for me it was mostly reflex scare…big noise…I jump
damn…no gub ne gave. So that was good. Vertical Limit…beautiful
scenery…amazing landscapes…good movie as well…damn billionare.
Enough of that. Between movies Liam and I went to Chapters…computers
section of course. We saw this amazing computer graphics book…$104
(Canadian of course)…so Liam bought it. There’s so much cool math in
that it’s amazing. So after the movie he went home and this is the
current away message: ‘reading….. here….. but… expect long respones
during climatic secquences….’ – funny….so Liam if you’re reading
this…I’m going to be getting that book as well…next term.
So the other day (sorry folks…forgot to post this…around the time I
was busy) I was bored…so I went into my basement cause it has lots of
cool stuff there like fireworkds…clay…flamables…that kinda thing. I
found some glue…the strong stuff…epoxy or something…so I started
gluing stuff together…and a little bit got on the ground…so I start
wiping it up…thining it…spreading it over a large surface
area…hoping it would dry…then my dog comes running down. Not wanting
my dog to step in the glue and I shoo him away and then turn around to get
back to wiping it up…ok I try to turn around…I can’t turn around…I
look down…uh oh…left foot in glue…left foot not turning…left foot
stuck. Hmm…don’t want to call parents…sister will taunt (as will my
parents). So I just yank…hmm…there’s pain (no biggy..pain is easy to
ignore). Glue is dry…there’s blood..that’s not good..so I clean up the
blood…my foot isn’t bleeding anymore, I clot fast. So my foot has
almost healed…just that there’s a scab inside some skin and it’s
strange. Yeah it hurts to walk on it…but whatever…pain is part of
my life…and I don’t like anybody else getting hurt if I can stop it.
That’s all for now.
Oh yeah…about the ban on Beatles being played…I had suggested to my
parents that they reassess the ban in 2005…giving my sister plenty of
time to think about playing a CD repeatdly. Much to my chagrin they
lifted the ban already…I’m going to ask for economic embargos against
the sibling formally known as Little Punk or for economic benefits for me.
No such luck so far…but I may even take it to the United Nations…if
the United Parents don’t help.
I’ve beginning to notice a pattern lately…I tend to update at around
0030 or 0130 everyday…that’s kinda funny. Anyways…my sister got the
Beatles 1 CD…she played it non stop for about 2 days…so the Beatles
are henceforth banned at any “public” playing at my house…I guess it’s
ok…except I may want to remix some of the songs…and I don’t want to
ask Yoko for permission. Yoko is what I call that widow of Lennons…
I’ve been thinking about a game…well I’m currently helping make one
game right. The other one i just thought of today…very cartoonish…so
I’ll have to continue thinking about that one.
A potluck my mom hosted just finished. There were lots of kids
here…played lots of N64…I was mean to some of them…but they deserve
it…if I’m not mean now then who’ll be mean to them? he he he.
I’ve got less than one week before work starts…looking forward to
it…should be lots of fun…especially looking forward to who I’ll be
working with…hopefully somebody good with sound stuff.
Since I’ve been at the University most of the time I’ve missed out on
lots of stuff that’s happenned around the house. Like apparently the
garbage is no longer kept there and look we have a swiffer…I twist it
and the dust just doesn’t come off…the technology on the thing is
amazing…oh wow I don’t know how I got along without it. Alright that
was sarcasm…I’m also making fun of a commercial about the same product
with a different name. You know folks…there’s a cool thing that does
the same things cost less and works better…it’s called a mop…and if
you can’t use one then you’re an idiot. S if you’re reading this…YOU’RE
NOT AN IDIOT…YOU’RE BRILLIANT…BE LIKE BILL GATES (except not
completely like him…you know…don’t be a him). Just to make note…I’m
not against Swiffer…about time somebody use the rub ballon against head
stick to wall principle (static).
So to saw normal things now…I’m bloody bored in University…MS…if
you’re reading this…I’d like a high paying job…I’ll work on stuff that
will make you trillions…I’ve got ideas I just need the backing. Also
I’m light so you can ship me down in a crate.
So I’m back from, from some place, I just walked in to find the terminal
open inside this place, I should updated sooner, I should have already
done the deed, if i had known for just second all you crazies would be
back to bother me…I will update.
Ok so it took me forever to come up with something decent to write on
here. I added a new quote: “My butt does not deserve a website” – Bart
Simpson….hmmm….interesting…yes I know what you’re thinking…and I’m
thinking that it’s already been done…but I must do it with style and
class..eh muchachos…there will be planning tonight.
So I watched Princess Bride the other day…great movie…like it a lot.
Watched Good Morning Vietnam yesterday…good movie…also watched Road to
El Dorado…good movie too, the girl in it could have been better though.
I’ve been watching a lot of movies lately, but it’s my break. I’m looking
to make some small flash ones soon…been making too many crappy pictures
I’ve had a few surprises today…first…it’s cold…second we have an
inch of snow…not much…but enough to make have to clean it. Second my
disk quota is 10Mb, not 3Mb…surprise…Merry Christmas from Math and
It’s boxing day today…so I had a little play fight with my
sister…I blocked her punch with another punch…she has a bruise now.
For some reason I don’t bruise that much…I don’t know what it is…I
play lots of sports so I should be getting hurt or I know how to not get
Speaking of pain and sports, I’m having a series of squash games with
a friend ok…aquainintence…ok fine you’re a friend again…of mine.
The winner is the first person to win 501 games…so best of 1001. I’m
currently winning: 2 to 1. If you’ll be looking for a schedule of our
games; I’ll be posting them up soon, where soon is not soon. Oh that can
be a recursive definition..that is ambiguous…Ahhh…CS241 get out of my
head…not until school starts again.
Speaking of strange things…apparently Pam and Mike are really bad at
it…this is from a source very close to them. He shall remain
annoymous…let’s just say he goes by the name L Dorey…no no…too
obvious…Liam D. There.
I just talked to Pouchie…that butt thing is a go. Ha ha ha ha.